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Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML


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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML


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On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML


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On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML


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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML


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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States

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