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Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (4581)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13917) - you deserved it (50882)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31708) - you deserved it (4079)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8378) - you deserved it (36816)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12677) - you deserved it (48374)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45818) - you deserved it (3457)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54889) - you deserved it (3069)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

#18291924
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (34343)

On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States



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