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Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML
by killme / 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
by shoggoth_wild / 02/27/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 7:16am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by SimG / 07/07/2013 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
by catdog / 01/02/2013 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Animals
by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
by sad face / 11/24/2012 at 6:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
by Whipped Cream / 11/24/2012 at 12:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
by cardsftw / 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by brooke / 08/13/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…