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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (6125)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (2923)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35085) - you deserved it (6326)

On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20552) - you deserved it (3704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

#20176010
112 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML

#20033737
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20817) - you deserved it (5847)

On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
168 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

#20017935
167 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (2673)

On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10938) - you deserved it (43680)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24252) - you deserved it (1951)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (3027)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)



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