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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7238
  • Number of comments : 553
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Hello! Feel free to take a look around! I'm Kristine (pronouced Kris-teen), 22, in a serious relationship, feminist, Atheist, not a fan of makeup, extremely obsessed with sloths, zombies, body modification and currently addicted to Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Minecraft and Gotham City Impostors. I don't use any social networking sites/apps so please don't ask me for them., Twitch (SlothFiendKristine), and Xbox 360 (Mz Zombicidal) is as social as I get and that's not changing. Compliments are fine but /please/ don't flirt with me. I'm pretty outgoing but will hold back if you push me. [Respect me and I'll respect you.] I'm pretty sick of rude people so please don't message me just to ignore everything you've read here. Have a great day! ♥ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go ahead and message me! I LOVE talking! :D

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (382) - you deserved it (64)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20750) - you deserved it (2643)

On 11/24/2014 at 9:17pm - misc - by Hammy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (2349)

On 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29552) - you deserved it (3535)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29035) - you deserved it (3193)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for a year, and I were moving to another state at the end of the month. I told her in a restaurant, over lunch, where she then just got up and left me there without saying a word. FML

Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML


Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31166) - you deserved it (3287)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (2937)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/14/2014 at 9:18pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (2927)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:31pm - love - by ugh - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I lost all hope on making my project high quality because of my partner's incompetence. My partner, AKA the company president. FML

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (4023)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16342) - you deserved it (29934)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50103) - you deserved it (2922)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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