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About MzZombicidal : VvV Please read before messaging me VvV
Hello! Feel free to take a look around! I'm Kristine (pronouced Kris-teen), 21, in a serious relationship, Atheist, extremely obsessed with sloths, zombies, body modification and currently addicted to Call of Duty: Ghosts and Gotham City Impostors. I don't use any social networking sites/apps so please don't ask me for them. FML.com, Twitch (SlothFiendKristine), and Xbox 360 (Mz Zombicidal) is as social as I get and that's not changing. Compliments are fine but /please/ don't flirt with me. [Respect me and I'll respect you.] I'm pretty sick of people so please don't message me just to ignore everything you've read here. Have a great day! ♥ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
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Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Friday 19 September 2014