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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MzJnicc : Sweet, Shy, No Kids yet, Educated, 420, totally friendly, but dnt get it twisted :)

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Today, I dropped my pysics class cuz I tougt I bombed te 50% second midterm test . I got my results an our after dropping online . I finised wit an 83 . I can't get back into te course . FML

#8945692
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6682) - you deserved it (57516)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:42pm - love - by mizzleshizzle - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , MAH IPOD DROPPED OUT OF MAH POCKET WHILE I WAS WALKING !! TRYING TO BE COOL , I ATTEMPTED TO KICK IT BACK INTO THE AIR TO CATCH IT BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND !! UPON MAKING CONTACT WITH MAH FOOT , IT ENDED UP DETACHING FROM MAH HEADPHONES AND FLYING 10 FEET !! RIGHT INTO A SEWER GRATE !! MEGA FML

#6356317
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7552) - you deserved it (62808)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

looool Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone an texted my girlfriend saying "I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did . FML

#6118841
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2499)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by whatthef - United States

2day while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sound when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me !! FML

#6009820
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17914) - you deserved it (4927)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by FYLyfer (woman) - United States

Today...hile shopping for some banana at mah local grocery store... an old woman came up to me an started rubbing mah stomach. She simply askedhen I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (13982)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML

#5789992
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (51386)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML

#5441991
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10559) - you deserved it (74346)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
86 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

after running late fir work , my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shrt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé , who works fir the same organization at a different location. Employees r prohibited from dating each other. FML

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125340) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was helping mah brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (3532)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out drinking wit a female friend I've been crusing on 4 a wile now . After we'd been talking and ad a few, Se said 'Man, I aven't gotten laid in monts! Do u mind?' . Surprisd but opeful, I noddd . Se leand over, uggd me, and went to it on a guy at te bar . FML

#4356438
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43635) - you deserved it (4699)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:43am - love - by ineedanotherdrink (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55644) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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