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TODAY , MAH IPOD DROPPED OUT OF MAH POCKET WHILE I WAS WALKING !! TRYING TO BE COOL , I ATTEMPTED TO KICK IT BACK INTO THE AIR TO CATCH IT BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND !! UPON MAKING CONTACT WITH MAH FOOT , IT ENDED UP DETACHING FROM MAH HEADPHONES AND FLYING 10 FEET !! RIGHT INTO A SEWER GRATE !! MEGA FML
Today...hile shopping for some banana at mah local grocery store... an old woman came up to me an started rubbing mah stomach. She simply askedhen I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML
Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML
TODAY I WAS WALKING MY DOGS . I HAD A DOGGY BAG AND WAS HOLDING IT CLOSED THEN BREATHING IN IT SO IT WOULD BLOW UP . MY DOGS 'WENT' SO I PICKED IT UP AND KEPT WALKING . AS I WAS HEADING HOME I ABSENT-MINDEDLY STARTED BLOWING INTO THE BAG AGAIN . EVERYTHING ENDED UP IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY FACE . FML
Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML
after running late fir work , my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shrt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé , who works fir the same organization at a different location. Employees r prohibited from dating each other. FML
Today, I went out drinking wit a female friend I've been crusing on 4 a wile now . After we'd been talking and ad a few, Se said 'Man, I aven't gotten laid in monts! Do u mind?' . Surprisd but opeful, I noddd . Se leand over, uggd me, and went to it on a guy at te bar . FML
Friday 27 March 2015