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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1507
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MzJnicc : Sweet, Shy, No Kids yet, Educated, 420, totally friendly, but dnt get it twisted :)

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MzJnicc's favorite FMLs

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46217) - you deserved it (8856)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML

#19539590
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (2169)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

#18858383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27276) - you deserved it (8402)

On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

#18843385
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (2848)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38747) - you deserved it (3494)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39708) - you deserved it (3076)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37317) - you deserved it (4935) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35603) - you deserved it (6056)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

#18269786
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13211) - you deserved it (25756)

On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States

Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

#17535182
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38691) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (3361)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32863) - you deserved it (18323)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65485) - you deserved it (7377)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (6533)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

#15260385
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (5388)

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