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MzDisturbedOne
  • Town/Country : Bridgeport, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2534
  • Number of comments : 451
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MzDisturbedOne : atheist. shy. somewhat anti-social. love music. Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, Escape The Fate, Korn, A7X, Bullet for my Valentine, (just to name a few, there's a lot more).

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Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (10502)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8123) - you deserved it (52730)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10134) - you deserved it (28928)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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