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MzDisturbedOne

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3035
  • Number of comments : 486
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MzDisturbedOne : atheist. shy. somewhat anti-social. love music. Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, Escape The Fate, Korn, A7X, Bullet for my Valentine, (just to name a few, there's a lot more).

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Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32772) - you deserved it (20209)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110129) - you deserved it (15387)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41012) - you deserved it (3776)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML

#16019409
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23336) - you deserved it (11600)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)



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