About MzDisturbedOne : atheist. shy. somewhat anti-social. love music. Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, Escape The Fate, Korn (just to name a few).
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Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18933) - you deserved it (8844)
On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15 minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:02pm - animals - by Asirual - United States (Texas)
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