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Myriamm
  • Town/Country : Fairfax, VA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (3394)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by RoxahTheGreat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (48554)

On 08/09/2009 at 3:28am - kids - by mochiko (man) - United States (Washington)



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