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Myndiva
  • Town/Country : Phoenix
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Myndiva : Oh, hey there. How's it goin'?

Me? I write music and make games.

Here, check out some of my music at:
www.youtube.com/garniumrecords — oh, but since that's a new page, check my subs for my old page. =]

Feel free to send me a message. I don't bite...most days....

P.S. My User Name is from my favorite game project.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Myndiva's favorite FMLs

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (2969)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:56am - work - by Dr.Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44668) - you deserved it (4813)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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