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Myndiva

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Myndiva : Hey there! I write music and make games.

I'm a little bit shy, and tend to be a bit random at times...but if you're okay with that, feel free to send me a message. I don't bite! ...most days.

P.S. My User Name is from my favorite game project.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Myndiva's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

#21167015
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43708) - you deserved it (6261)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

#21093322
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37036) - you deserved it (3419)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:56am - work - by Dr.Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46136) - you deserved it (4957)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

#20894419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50321) - you deserved it (4829)

On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working security at a welfare office, I had to listen as a claimant gushed about her upcoming Caribbean cruise. I work two jobs and haven't had a vacation since 2006. FML

#20092291
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by getajob (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35068) - you deserved it (8151)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

#4126370
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51935) - you deserved it (2577)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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