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About Myndiva : Oh, hey there. How's it goin'?
Me? I write music and make games.
Here, check out some of my music at:
www.youtube.com/garniumrecords — oh, but since that's a new page, check my subs for my old page. =]
Feel free to send me a message. I don't bite...most days....
P.S. My User Name is from my favorite game project.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Friday 18 April 2014