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About Mynamewontfi : Hiya, My name is Jack. I'm a 22 years old transman living in Amsterdam. I'm still a student and plan to be one for the next 4 years. The study I'm following is 2D Animation which basically includes lots of drawing and spending time behind a computer :) I really like animating and drawing and hope to be doing that for many more years.
Other thing I like to do are: Playing videogames, photography, 3D modelling and going to metal festivals and concerts.
Also, 2 pictures of my lovely cats. The black one is called Loes, the other Yuri.
If you want to know more about me, just send a message :)
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