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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 285
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Mynamewontfi : Hiya, My name is Jack. I'm a 22 years old transman living in Amsterdam. I'm still a student and plan to be one for the next 4 years. The study I'm following is 2D Animation which basically includes lots of drawing and spending time behind a computer :) I really like animating and drawing and hope to be doing that for many more years.
Other thing I like to do are: Playing videogames, photography, 3D modelling and going to metal festivals and concerts.

Also, 2 pictures of my lovely cats. The black one is called Loes, the other Yuri.

If you want to know more about me, just send a message :)

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Today, I had to google the definition of transsexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 8:36pm - misc - by Awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (6297)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML


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On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML


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On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39956) - you deserved it (8172) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML


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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML


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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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