About Mynameislinh : I'm a girl named Linh.
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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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