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Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)
Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was training a new girl at work. We're always told to find "common interests" with the people we are training to make it less awkward for them. Little did I know that our "common interest" would turn out to be my boyfriend. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by damnit. (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
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