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Mymori

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mymori : Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NOWAI" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great.

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Mymori's favorite FMLs

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27994) - you deserved it (5092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28120) - you deserved it (3440)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33128) - you deserved it (5690)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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