Mymori

Search for a member

Online

Mymori

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 590
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mymori : Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great.

Mymori's page activity

Visits<b>Dexter83</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 1:10pm<b>ohgoodlordjen</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 6:01pm<b>Honeybee97</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:24pm<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:33pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:40pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:22pm<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:17pm<b>makeen4</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:07pm<b>arano</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:23am<b>AyeJay101</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 11:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:55pm<b>ZooMzy</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 3:27pm<b>ma12r</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:04pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:50am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:09am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:14am

Fucked!<b>ohgoodlordjen</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:14am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 10:16am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:34am

Mymori's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Mymori's badges

Mymori's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about the primary elections. I asked him who he'd voted for, out of curiosity. He said he'd voted for the candidate he was initially against. I asked him what made him change his mind. "My mom paid me 20 bucks." FML

by Enonynous / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / United States (California) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML