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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
by they've been broken up for a year. / 11/19/2012 at 2:13am / United States (Texas) / Love
by NOIDIDNOT / 11/19/2012 at 1:21am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML
by ausmill12 / 11/19/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
by joe / 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by lellow_171 / 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by mountains / 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by besviken / 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy
by schooyou101 / 11/17/2012 at 8:34am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by satega / 11/17/2012 at 4:15am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML
by sarahhbear / 11/17/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Work
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
by needanewride / 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
by teea / 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the… Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the… Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was…