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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
by cjj325 / 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML
by Friendly / 03/01/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
by jet8725 / 02/22/2009 at 11:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
by silkytaco / 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (Hawaii) / Geek
by andjusticeforall / 02/15/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
by EOJ / 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by joe / 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
- Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was… Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking.… Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make…