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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/28/2010 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
by stood-up / 09/12/2010 at 1:22am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by Drew / 08/05/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Richmond24 / 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
by BoobSicle / 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by J-Ro / 03/04/2010 at 12:03am / United States / Love
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
by Lin / 03/02/2010 at 12:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
by Joel_28 / 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
by sacrophage / 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love