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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3854
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah step-mom threw out some of the ( boxes of junk ) in mah room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in mah family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML

#20177886
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (1581)

On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today, a shopper approachd me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignord his comment, until he got so upset that he wantd to speak to mah manager. It would have been understandable if I actually workd there. FML

#20177780
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (1828)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22833) - you deserved it (3144)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. mega FML

#20174445
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23253) - you deserved it (1661)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20967) - you deserved it (3703)

On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on mah pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML

#20170920
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25505) - you deserved it (3058)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Ex-grlfriend Was Supposed To Pick Up Her Things . I Decided To Take A Nap . Thrty Minutes Later, I Woke Up With Two Police Officers Hammering On Mah Door . They'd Come To Get Mah Ex-grlfriend's Things An Said They Were "watching Me." That's The Last Time I Date A Cop's Daughter . FML

#20170390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23717) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

I realizd I'd put on my shrt on inside out... so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off... I accidentally droppd it in the toilet. mega looool FML

#20169668
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (5314)

On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked into ma ouse wit ma friend, only to discover ma usband alf-naked and yelling at te TV screen over a soccer game. By alf-naked, I mean e was only wereing a srt. FML

#20169569
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21878) - you deserved it (2374)

On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18799) - you deserved it (16340)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

Today, I decidd to surprise ma boyfriend by waking im up wit a blowjob, because e ad always told me tat it was a sexy fantasy of is . Wen e finally woke up, e got pissd off, rudely accusd me of interrupting is beauty sleep, ten soundly lay back down and fell asleep again . FML

#20169340
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34693) - you deserved it (4310)

On 11/19/2012 at 10:12am - intimacy - by nextcontestant16 - United States



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