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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
by leannez / 12/05/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by whitecollar / 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
by poopsthegame / 12/03/2012 at 2:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Transportation
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
by Sam / 12/02/2012 at 9:05am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 12/02/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
by Mimi / 11/29/2012 at 12:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 1:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
by Cracky / 11/27/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time. He is 27. FML
by N / 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
by Teddy / 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by toritoratora / 11/26/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Kids
by I'm stupid / 11/25/2012 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…