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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
by TheVirginJenny / 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
by Jex / 10/06/2012 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by Valentine_Beauty / 10/06/2012 at 4:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm / United Kingdom (Wokingham) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
by desperate / 10/05/2012 at 5:47am / Malta / Work
by Darla / 10/05/2012 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
by lonerboner / 10/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:25am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by praise the prenup / 10/02/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy