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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
by leaftheerickson / 10/21/2012 at 6:31am / United States (New York) / Health
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by best_mom_ever / 10/19/2012 at 3:59am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Taco Hell / 10/19/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML
by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
by BrokeAsFuck / 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML
by johnnyfuckfacer / 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anon / 10/18/2012 at 4:33am / Australia / Kids
Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 1:33am / United States / Animals
by Dr_Gip / 10/18/2012 at 12:50am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by fucking fratricidal / 10/13/2012 at 6:25pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…