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MykalaMonae's favorite FMLs
Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML
by leaftheerickson / 10/21/2012 at 6:31am / United States (New York) / Health
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by best_mom_ever / 10/19/2012 at 3:59am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Taco Hell / 10/19/2012 at 2:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML
by ktreens / 10/19/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
by BrokeAsFuck / 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML
by johnnyfuckfacer / 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 1:33am / United States / Animals
by Dr_Gip / 10/18/2012 at 12:50am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by fucking fratricidal / 10/13/2012 at 6:25pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
by afraidtosleep / 10/13/2012 at 2:35am / United States (Texas) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then… Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on… Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they…