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Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
today I tried to lift mah looool grlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then hered a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated mah kneecap trying to be romantic. She only wieghs about 90 lbs. FML
Friday 27 March 2015