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Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
by fuck you, boss / 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Work
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Aggressive / 07/24/2013 at 9:12am / Ireland (Dublin) / Holidays
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
by Bisounours / 07/22/2011 at 7:23am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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