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Myisss01
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Myisss01 : Just a FML user hoping to get published!

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Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (2417)

On 12/20/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by fuck you, boss (man) - United States

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59954) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came back from vacation only to find my 16-year-old son was throwing a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. FML



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