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  • Town/Country : Manassas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (7397) - you deserved it (22353)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

#12061995 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:18am - animals - by areyouserious (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I met my boyfriends mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp comes up from my throat. And not only that. A small chunk of mucus flies out and lands on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

#7063669 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (3545)

On 12/31/2009 at 7:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

#7056009 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (1818)

On 12/31/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by MorganRox26 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

#7053396 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (5960) - you deserved it (18374)

On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (5289) - you deserved it (39726)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18717) - you deserved it (7628)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)



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