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Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by MedChew / 05/08/2015 at 8:46am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
by Spooprfailed / 04/08/2014 at 1:32am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:30am / Miscellaneous
by Parusu / 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by notsohandy / 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy
by Crashed / 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by rokkstarrrVRV / 12/28/2013 at 3:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by good friend / 12/27/2013 at 1:35am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2013 at 6:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Eri_Midori / 12/24/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
by jhulich / 12/24/2013 at 3:48pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids