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About MyUsernameIsBest : First of all, I don't know why my username is what it is. I tried to make an account and it said I already had one, and when I tried to reset my password this was the username it gave me. x)
Some random info:
-I'm a madam that loves to write, draw, and read, and adores animals!
-You are welcome to message me, I love to chat and I will almost always reply. (:
-I am a proud Christian.
-I love country and rock music
-I love psychology and tend to bring up random facts about everything.
-I say "dude" and "homie" a lot in real life, but I have no clue why.
-I don't swear. Yeah I'm a dork/lame/loser etc I don't really care.
-I'm in marching band, and I play the alto saxophone, and piano.
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Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014