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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 888
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MyUsernameIsBest : First of all, I don't know why my username is what it is. I tried to make an account and it said I already had one, and when I tried to reset my password this was the username it gave me. x)
Some random info:
-I'm a madam that loves to write, draw, and read, and adores animals!
-You are welcome to message me, I love to chat and I will almost always reply. (:
-I am a proud Christian.
-I love country and rock music
-I love psychology and tend to bring up random facts about everything.
-I say "dude" and "homie" a lot in real life, but I have no clue why.
-I don't swear. Yeah I'm a dork/lame/loser etc I don't really care.
-I'm in marching band, and I play the alto saxophone, and piano.

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Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36790) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/11/2014 at 10:51am - misc - by Gomer (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49180) - you deserved it (5487)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36037) - you deserved it (4553)

On 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm - misc - by NotTalented - United States (Colorado)

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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