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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 578
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MyReinvention55 : Hey what's up? My name is Ali. I have a beautiful wife named Lauren. I play the guitar and I'm pretty decent at xbox live.

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

#3055426
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14334) - you deserved it (90382)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122815) - you deserved it (75434)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11052) - you deserved it (65203)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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