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MyReinvention55

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MyReinvention55 : Hey what's up? My name is Ali. I have a beautiful wife named Lauren. I play the guitar and I'm pretty decent at xbox live.

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MyReinvention55's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

by tadam / 11/10/2008 at 4:11am / Work