About MyReinvention55 : Hey what's up? My name is Ali. I have a beautiful wife named Lauren. I play the guitar and I'm pretty decent at xbox live.
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by Terri-Lynn / 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 4:38am / United States (California) / Love
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
by CaseyFpC85 / 09/11/2011 at 11:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by bluestarr1 / 09/10/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by danam / 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by Hannah / 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
by Biological / 02/11/2010 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
by anonymous / 10/27/2009 at 9:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today I had to contact tech support for my computer. I had a chat window open + a customer service… Today, I asked my husband of 15 years to get a vasectomy, as he's said for the past 13 we are done… Today, my friend asked me whether I wanted to go to the gym with her, after grabbing my phone and a…