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About MyNameIsNot : I'm 6'3, proper athlete, exceptional stamina, shooting guard with a badass jumpshot and a holding midfield player for my college. Captain of the undefeated basketball team (Y) and yes I can dunk too :3 I swim, I run, I lift and I LIFT BIG! I'm open with my taste in music and choice in people. So mostly ladies hope didnt creep you out much x. Also I'm a horny bastard too haha like really the 24/7 dosen't fit anymore I'm 25/8 hahah but I'm straight yo and picture isn't put up for personal reasons, keeping my identity as secret for I shall be the next batman! wazzza :p
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Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
Monday 1 September 2014