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MyNameIsFred_315
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 261
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (35272) - you deserved it (7758)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (27470) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

#46151 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (4956) - you deserved it (48838)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (32243) - you deserved it (3977)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (10883) - you deserved it (61491)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (45281) - you deserved it (7988)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (9829) - you deserved it (37042)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

#42474 (30)

I agree, your life sucks (36410) - you deserved it (1196)

On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

#39551 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (10126)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (37489) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219 (31)

I agree, your life sucks (32994) - you deserved it (6131)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (5218)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)