MyNameIsBruce

Search for a member

MyNameIsBruce

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1168
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MyNameIsBruce : Favorite FML users:
DocBastard
Every1luvsboners

MyNameIsBruce's page activity

Visits<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 12:00am<b>moosemay</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:33am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:32pm<b>youdumbstick</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 8:32am<b>PixelKat</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:31pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 4:47am<b>reshikrom</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 6:19pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:56am<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:59am<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:55am<b>constipation</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Miss_Syntax</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 12:04am<b>battlehamster</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 1:11pm<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 1:04am<b>abdiG</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 5:24pm<b>bkirky</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 1:35pm<b>albinochipmunks</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 10:51am<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 4:25pm

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 6:00am

MyNameIsBruce's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

MyNameIsBruce's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML

by Riley / 04/09/2011 at 4:21am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

by nicky / 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

by nicky / 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML