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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MyKillz : I like the feeling of others in pain :P

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Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9325) - you deserved it (20754)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:26pm - health - by baybuh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (2556)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandpa sent me a letter apologizing for not congratulating me about my graduation last spring. Too bad I don't graduate until May. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15946) - you deserved it (2847)

On 12/17/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by chill (woman) - United States (Washington)



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