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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14895) - you deserved it (58046)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85056) - you deserved it (13051)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (12047)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (66113)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42887) - you deserved it (14360)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (17027)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

#16637364
89 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

#15921187
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36226) - you deserved it (18801)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39043) - you deserved it (3980)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (12265)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93291) - you deserved it (4766)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14264) - you deserved it (51135)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47572) - you deserved it (3786)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19540) - you deserved it (24384)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

#15067596
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35670) - you deserved it (2982)

On 02/21/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by thissucks - United States (California)



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