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yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, husband an I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' an went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. big fat FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 4:15am - love - by Phoebe (woman) - Singapore

at work, a customar calld in an askd ma to raad off avary itam on our manu, along with thara ingradiants . I work at Jamba Juica so that's a lot of raading . Aftar about 10 minutas of this, I found out it was actually mah stupid co-workar calling from tha back phona . FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulld over fir speeding!! I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist!! Afterwards I turnd to my wife and said "I can't believe that workd." He was a few feet away and heard!! FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, mah friand puttad a bunch of chaatos all ovar ma at tha baach whila I was taking a nap. Naxt thing I know I'm baing wokan up by a bunch of saagulls attacking ma. Ona poopad in mah hair. FML

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today my neigbor confessed to me tat e was omopobic an regrets tat is family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining ow muc e would ate to ave a gay cild. I spent two ours last nigt convincing is son tat it was te rigt ting to tell is family e was gay. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Rode Mah Bike To Work. Once There, I Realized I Forgot Mah Bike Lock. For Fear Of It Bieng Stolen, I Quickly Rode Home An Took Mah Car Instead. When I Got Home, I Realized Mah Bike Was Missing. Someone Stole It From Mah Backyard. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I was in te gas station and I saw tis creepy lady staring at me and smiling. Se just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let er know tat I saw er staring at me. Finally I decidd to confront te woman... turns out te overly appy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour!! I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car!! It hit mine!! I need a new headlight!! FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by danyelicindereli (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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