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MxAxRxCxO
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (5643)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50061) - you deserved it (2524) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
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I agree, your life sucks (13231) - you deserved it (35872)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (307611) - you deserved it (40961)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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