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MxAxRxCxO
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1535
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WIT MY GRANDMA AN SE WAS GOING 30 OVER TE SPEED LIMIT!! TO SLOW ER DOWN, I SAID, ( HEY LOOK, TE POLICE )!! SE SLAMMED ON TE BRAKES SO ARD I IT MY EAD ON TE DASBOARD!! FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (15669)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:56pm - misc - by karmaaa - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54240) - you deserved it (18224)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I passad out whila I was with boyfriand in his gardan. I woka up on tha concrata just outsida his housa. Apparantly, ha'd triad to carry ma in, but cuz ha was too waak, ha gava up an want to watch TV. maga FML

#20131269
44 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by Alice - United Kingdom

Taday wa had a sprint raca in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to bacausa I'm a littla chubby. Tha raca startad and I shot off as fast as I could, somahow in tha laad. Evaryona was chaaring. Whan I was naaring tha finish lina I turnad around, only to saa tha raca hadn't startad yat. FML

#18285625
92 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I Could Actually Feel My Toe Hairs Flapping In The Breeze . I'm A Girl . FML

#17926318
176 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class . When I was finished, no one clapped . On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face . That's when everyone clapped . real FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (4098)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

2day whila playing soccar, I was kickad so hard in tha shin that my tibia snappad. Tha snap was so loud that avan tha audianca haard. As wa waitad 4 an ambulanca, my mom startad yalling 4 ma to gat off tha fiald so tha gama could continua. maga FML

Today, I managed to think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to fine a quiet place to write and eat . After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table . Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio . FML

#14040843
79 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

I told mah boyfriend I was pregnant . He went outside fir a "breather" and never cummd back . FML

#12300042
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52410) - you deserved it (8548)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today... I tougt I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I lookd te wrong way and didn't see te car tat it me. FML

#7343318
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8235) - you deserved it (30402)

On 01/14/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Lackadaisical (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I dacidad to attach fiftaan-pound waights to aach foot so I could burn soma axtra calorias whila shovaling snow . My dad askad ma to mova ona of tha cars in tha drivaway . Whan I put my foot on tha gas padal, I couldn't taka it off . I andad up hitting my sistar and knocking har into a snow bank . FML

#6848786
126 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on fir months . It was such a big deal fir me cause it was my first date ever . The first thing he sayshen we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself fir 10 minutes . FML

#6163003
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33499) - you deserved it (5176)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States

Yesterday, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle an claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on an told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today... at lifeguard class... I played a victimhile mah peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down... I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

#3271305
206 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)



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