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  • Town/Country : Quahaug, Rhode Island
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Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18328) - you deserved it (1969)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (23354)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (2674)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14926) - you deserved it (19862)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

#4623862
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (7338)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35744) - you deserved it (4314)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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