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About Muxt : I enjoy large butts
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
Friday 17 April 2015