About Muxt : I enjoy large butts
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
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