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Muxt

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 150
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Muxt : I enjoy large butts

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (35683)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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