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Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43231) - you deserved it (4620)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (3253)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)



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