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MustangGirl72
  • Town/Country : SoCal baby, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MustangGirl72 : I'm usually always on my iPhone. Andy Biersack is sexy beyond the point of sexy and Black Veil Brides are fucking amazing... Enough said.

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (2598)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2133) - you deserved it (7149)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16391) - you deserved it (1584)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7353) - you deserved it (1117)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9299) - you deserved it (863)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (30915)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70195) - you deserved it (3103)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)



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