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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Friday 27 March 2015