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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44424) - you deserved it (3852)

On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (19374)

On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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