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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 464
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About Musiclover1482 : Always enjoyed reading FML stories and comments so I decided to join. Very generic profile but I only made one so I could leave comments.

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Musiclover1482's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44041) - you deserved it (5329)

On 05/31/2014 at 2:40am - kids - by moomanjohnny - United States (California)

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37966) - you deserved it (43485)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States

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