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Musiclover1482
  • Town/Country : vancouver, canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Musiclover1482 : Always enjoyed reading FML stories and comments so I decided to join. Very generic profile but I only made one so I could leave comments.

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Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19469) - you deserved it (36410)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34759) - you deserved it (38564)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States



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