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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Music_Master : Trying to post AT LEASE 1 FML :P

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Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6970) - you deserved it (59778)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36634) - you deserved it (2751)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale 2 doors down from me. In her price range. FML

#17574170
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (2102)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by momma6126 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (5296)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (2811)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37348) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
138 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51383) - you deserved it (3736)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
119 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10910) - you deserved it (36786)

On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26102) - you deserved it (9977)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37830) - you deserved it (3013)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML

#17490947
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10192) - you deserved it (23460)

On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States



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