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  • Number of visits : 4862
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Music1obsessed : i luv fmylifes they r hilarious! I also luv music singing writing songs and music and playing piano! Hence Music1obsessed is my username because my life revolves around usic

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Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146295)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I GOT A HARCUT FOR THE FRST TIME IN ALMOST A YEAR. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED REALLY NICE AND MADE ME LOOK GOOD. ON MY WAY TO CVS, I RAN INTO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. HE EXAMINED ME AND SAID, "YOU LOOK... LIKE A CRACK WHORE." FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME A HUGE SPEECH ON BEING ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE. BEING THE HONEST PERSON THAT I AM, I TOLD HER I WASN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE. INSTEAD OF BEING MAD AN TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO HELL. SHE ASKED ME WHAT MAH FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO SEXUALLY WERE. AND TOLD ME HERS IN DETAIL. FML

#918397
119 comments

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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

#908452
62 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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I agree, your life sucks (365922) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)



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