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MurphyGallagher

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MurphyGallagher

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MurphyGallagherMurphyGallagher
  • Town/Country : Newmarket, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About MurphyGallagher : I'm very shy and accident prone, the Murphy of my family.
Blue eyes, blonde hair. I'm 5'1
Keep calm, Canadian girls do it better;)

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Visits<b>Dennisse_47</b> - yesterday at 4:01am<b>lulumars</b> - yesterday at 6:29pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:26am<b>43bubba34</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:04am<b>lexred</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:16am<b>Laeffy</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:50pm<b>markcantlarp</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:08pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:39pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:49am<b>PopBlox</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:36pm<b>Prerogative</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:39am<b>coopah5</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:28pm<b>co824</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:27pm<b>ombrown</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:15am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:00am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:32am

Fucked!<b>Dennisse_47</b> - yesterday at 10:02am<b>lexred</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:17am<b>Laeffy</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:50am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:50pm<b>cheyjern</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:52am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:24am<b>xLeeLee</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:39am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:58am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:35pm<b>ircs56</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 9:27pm<b>co824</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:20pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:48pm<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:24pm<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:50pm<b>RA91</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:14pm<b>arano</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:59pm<b>MrScootyPuffSr</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:50pm

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MurphyGallagher's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

#21519742
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19847) - you deserved it (1531)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML

#21074731
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52702) - you deserved it (5956)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40978) - you deserved it (16007)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML

#21071401
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33035) - you deserved it (5215)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40429) - you deserved it (3350)

On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45227) - you deserved it (7926)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

#21071021
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51986) - you deserved it (3712)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39740) - you deserved it (14004)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, I performed in a rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar at my school. When it came time for my big solo, a whopping two lines, I forgot the words, making for an awkward eight seconds of silence. FML

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (7052)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Devastated, I told my dad about it, hoping he'd help cheer me up. His advice was, "Just rub one out son, you'll feel better in no time." Thanks dad. FML

#21070515
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47592) - you deserved it (6605)

On 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Author (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

#21063762
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19350) - you deserved it (42332)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:57pm - health - by Tomb Raider Wannabe (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile mother. 5ML

#21038727
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50824) - you deserved it (5591)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML



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