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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Murilirum : Name: Austin

Creep me, I'll creep you back

I'm a website developer, that is my dream career and I love it every day!

In love with my girlfriend, she is my life, my everything, an the reason I wake up in the morning.

I am naturally a gamer, I have put the most hours in RuneScape, frequently play console-based first-person shooters; but I enjoy all types of games.

Feel free to message me, don't be shy! Always up for a conversation about nothing in particular! As aforementioned, I have a girlfriend so I'm not interested in making any sexually suggestive comments. I just want to chat !

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Murilirum's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16520) - you deserved it (109259)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65684) - you deserved it (21362)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64019) - you deserved it (5543)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88252) - you deserved it (5519)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80180) - you deserved it (24600)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55499) - you deserved it (9868)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (21901)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7796) - you deserved it (91695)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (299928)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

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