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About Murilirum : I design stuff, I develop stuff, I build stuff 😁✌🏼️
Senior UX Engineer, saving up funds for a PhD in Human-Centred Engineering & Design 🙈
Vitriolic towards ignorance.
I won't shy away from a chat, will you?
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Friday 2 October 2015