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Murilirum

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Murilirum : I design stuff, I develop stuff, I do stuff. I own a company and stuff. Athletic nerd (weird I know).

Difficult to impress 😁✌🏼

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Murilirum's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16610) - you deserved it (110203)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

#20768398
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65981) - you deserved it (21457)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML

#20762781
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67639) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92804) - you deserved it (5836)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84103) - you deserved it (25933)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58635) - you deserved it (10302)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (22615)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

#3583602
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7866) - you deserved it (92133)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
839 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34863) - you deserved it (315920)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)



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