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Murilirum

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Murilirum

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Murilirum : Name: Austin
Kik: Murilirum
Snapchat: Murilirum

Creep me, I'll creep you back

I'm a Web Designer & UX Specialist, that is my dream career and I love doing it every single day! I own my own company so I work a lot.

The statements that keeps me going:
- Decide what it is you want. Write that shit down. Make a fucking plan. And... Work on it. Every. Single. Day.
- Censorship is like telling a man he cannot have a steak, because a baby cannot chew it.
- You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat someone; who can do nothing for them in return.

Feel free to message me, don't be shy! Always up for a conversation about nothing in particular! I just want to chat (I prefer Kik, but that's your choice, I check FML daily so it works) !

You read my entire description, may as well say hi. ✌️

I won't usually start a message, but I'll carry one on as long as you want to!

***I prefer Kik because it notifies me of messages, but that's ultimately up to you!***

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Murilirum's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

#20904456
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16568) - you deserved it (109867)

On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

#20768398
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65840) - you deserved it (21407)

On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML

#20762781
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65773) - you deserved it (5704)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90123) - you deserved it (5647)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82249) - you deserved it (25280)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55695) - you deserved it (9885)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (22575)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

#3583602
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7844) - you deserved it (91986)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32781) - you deserved it (306222)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)



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