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About Murilirum : Name: Austin
Creep me, I'll creep you back
I'm a website developer, that is my dream career and I love it every day!
In love with my girlfriend, she is my life, my everything, an the reason I wake up in the morning.
I am naturally a gamer, I have put the most hours in RuneScape, frequently play console-based first-person shooters; but I enjoy all types of games.
Feel free to message me, don't be shy! Always up for a conversation about nothing in particular! As aforementioned, I have a girlfriend so I'm not interested in making any sexually suggestive comments. I just want to chat !
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Friday 18 April 2014