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Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9293) - you deserved it (22949)

On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (35580)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39215) - you deserved it (11945)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7425) - you deserved it (38281)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by riahta (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37694) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States



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