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Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66045) - you deserved it (5136)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6928) - you deserved it (61293)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15550) - you deserved it (67879)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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