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MukyDaCookie
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
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Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and explaining to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46320) - you deserved it (5573)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57063) - you deserved it (4071)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5101) - you deserved it (47786)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12847) - you deserved it (60645)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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