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  • Number of visits : 106358
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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MukyDaCookie's favorite FMLs

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70222) - you deserved it (5530)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7967) - you deserved it (65280)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17298) - you deserved it (72107)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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