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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1047
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Muffinzz11 : "From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity."
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Muffinzz11's favorite FMLs

Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44378) - you deserved it (3515)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by CollegeBoy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71140) - you deserved it (15239)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (5298)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53829) - you deserved it (5657)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37511) - you deserved it (13927)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML


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On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML


I agree, your life sucks (104827) - you deserved it (4226)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

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