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Today boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm he pulled away an said that vagina is like a mask an that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

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128 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AND I WERE HAVING SEX; I KNOW THAT SOME WOMEN R GREAT MULTITASKERS, BUT I'M GUESSING IT WAS A BAD SIGNHEN SHE STARTED TO GO OVER THE SHOPPING LIST. FML

#20585940
62 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:05am - intimacy - by Fml (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I startad naw job as a mail carriar . Ona of assignad roads was Milbrooka Straat, which I'd navar haard of . Aftar driving around 4 agas trying to fina it, I callad 4 dractions . Tha straat doasn't axist in city; it's just tha boss' way of saaing how stupid you ara . FML

#20584939
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On 04/11/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by Directionally challenged - United States

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah husband and I announced our upcoming divorce . My friends told me how sorry they were and that their available firhatever I need . His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again . FML

#20583666
118 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

Today, after mah shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror . My new scrubs turned out to be see-through . Instead of mah undies, everyone got a good look at mah cellulite-ridden ass . Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong . FML

#20583566
87 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by birdiebeth13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm!! He smirkd and startd talking like Yoda, saying, ( Strong with the cum, this one is )!! Orgasm gone!!

#20583515
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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

TODAY... I WAS WATCHING A MOVIE WITH MY PARENTS WHEN A SEX SCENE CUMMED ON. AS IF THAT WASN'T AWKWARD ENOUGH... THEY STARTED MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH BEHIND ME. FML

#20577290
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On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML

#20577218
132 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Taday ma twelve year-old son tougt it would be a good idea to relentlessly soot te mail truck wit a paintball gun in front of all te neigbors. fat FML

while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minute later, the bus jolted and his head slipped looool down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure u don't smile like that when you're really asleep.

#20574730
86 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML

#20574621
191 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that 4 some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except 4 four, and they are doing there best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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89 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I LEARNED THAT MAH PARENTS R PLANNING TO DIVORCE. MY DAD SAID, "I'LL TAKE RACHEL." RACHEL ISN'T EVEN HIS DAUGHTER; I AM. RACHEL IS MAH MOM'S DAUGHTER WITH HER FIRST HUSBAND. FAT FML

#20567711
56 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of bieng "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. fat FML

#20566421
111 comments

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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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