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Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (81149)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16859) - you deserved it (25900)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

#19832041
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (1620)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32009) - you deserved it (55892)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42305) - you deserved it (2291)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12137) - you deserved it (26705)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

#17746591
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (2616)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34772) - you deserved it (3783)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

#17279585
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (9504)

On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42526) - you deserved it (3750)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (11220)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (4021)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44680) - you deserved it (5697)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (2734)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37756) - you deserved it (3508)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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