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Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, At Mah Mother's Funeral, As Everyone Was Around Her Casket 4 The Viewing, Mah 5-year-old Son In Cluelessness Of What Was Going On Shouted, "Grandma Is More Fun When She Isn't Sleeping." Everyone Cried!! FML

#20521929
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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

yastarday aftar naarly six waaks of saaing a nica girl wa finally dacidad to maka it official. Two hours latar sha pullad out a bridal magazina an not-so-casually askad mahich wadding location I thought was tha nicast. FML

#20517490
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On 02/22/2013 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got my very frst yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

#20503942
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On 02/12/2013 at 6:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
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On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked ma moter if I could ave ma boyfriend sleep over 4 Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on yur period e can. Unless e's into tat. Ten no." FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)

MY DAD OPENED A CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT READ, "EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THIER MISTAKES." NOW HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME EXPERIENCE. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I TOLD MY PARENTS TAT WAT I'D REALLY LYK 4 MY 21ST BIRTDAY IS TE 1865 EDITION OF TE MEMOIRS OF SAINT-SIMON IN 22 VOLUMES TAT I FOUND ONLINE 4 $200, AN AVE BEEN WANTING 4 MONTS. TEY LAUGED AN SAID, "YEA, RIGT. WE'LL GET U AN IPONE AN PERAPS YOU'LL BECOME NORMAL." FML

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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

#20485957
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On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

YESTERDAY, I CAME HOME TO FIND TWO LETTERS FROM A PUBLISHING HOUSE THAT I'D SUBMITTED MY MANUSCRIPT TO. THE FRST WAS CONGRATULATORY, STATING THAT MY BOOK HAD BEEN ACCEPTED FOR PUBLISHING. THE SECOND WAS APOLOGETIC, STATING THAT THE FRST LETTER HAD BEEN INTENDED FOR SOMEONE ELSE. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 1:14am - work - by strugglingartist (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 yeres old. FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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