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Ms_ValS
  • Town/Country : Singapore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1334
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (9484)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14768) - you deserved it (9032)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12769) - you deserved it (14218)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

#555
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I agree, your life sucks (3918) - you deserved it (17719)

On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16387) - you deserved it (4382)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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